There's no right way to eat a Rehsus

Can you find the kid who had too much pizza before the team picture? (click to enlarge if you need to)

Every spring the old man planted his garden, but as he aged he struggled to dig it up to prep it for the year's vegetables. For years his adult son had done that turning over of the soil made hard from the winter's freeze, but this year the son was in prison.
Dad wrote his standard weekly letter to the son and mentioned that without his son's help he'd do his best to turn the soil himself. But he worried about what it would do to his back.
The son wrote back, "No! Do NOT dig up the garden. That's where I buried the bodies!"
The next day the FBI showed up and spent the entire day digging in the garden but left without finding a single body.
The next day the dad got another letter from his son.
"Under the circumstances it was the best I could do. Hope it helped."

I think the graphics on this one are stupid funny.
I've been as far as the weight that falls on the teeter totter and flips the target off the screen. Can't figure out if there's a solution to that one or not.
Ragdoll Canon

Two guys went out yesterday to play a round of golf in Flagstaff, about 90 miles north of here. We're in the middle of the monsoon season, so it should have come as no surprise to them that a thunderstorm came up. They were on the 17th fairway and instead of heading for the clubhouse like intelligent fellows (remember, they're golfers) they took shelter under a tall pine tree.
You know what happened next. The tree was hit by lightning and they got it too.
They both survived but one is still in the hospital with some pretty serious burns. He had obvious entry and exit points from the lightning. The other guy's clothes were burned and his shoes exploded.
The emergency crew found them both stunned but conscious. They said neither of them could remember what year it was but one guy remembered that they both got par on the last hole.
Golfers.

I delivered the invoices for the clinic work this afternoon. I've got a couple of small jobs to do in the next few days but I like a gap between bigger jobs. I'll spend tomorrow in the books, getting ready for this Sunday. We'll be looking at what seems like a pretty strange few verses (James 5:13-16) but turns out to be very practical stuff, IMHO. A little explanation of a couple of Greek words, a little background on 1st century culture....

It can be tricky to keep up with all the acronyms, especially with the proliferation of text messaging. So when I saw a headline about PUMA's I wasn't sure what it was about. I know about Cougars. Are PUMA's related?
Nope.
A PUMA is an ardent Hillary supporter, usually a female, who is bitter that Obama won the primary battle. Many suspect the process was rigged and all refuse to support Obama. There's even talk of placing Hillary's name into nomination at the convention in Denver next month.
PUMA stands for "Party Unity My A$$"