If life gives you lemons, stuff them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

Off to the prom!

This morning's bike ride was not loads of fun. This afternoon's workout at the pool was a triumph of mind over an unwilling body. Tomorrow morning's scheduled back-to-back run & ride is in serious jeopardy.

Here's a cool page from MSNBC.com that allows you to track the stimulus money. You can see how much your state got and also goes down to the county level. Other info, too, and presented in graphic form.

I wish we had Meijer stores here - either the mid-west version or the west coast version. We have no alternative to Walmart. If the govt. wanted to do something really good for its citizens they could make sure we all had a Walmart alternative. And while they're at it, a Menards, or equivalent, as an alternative to Lowe's and Home Depot.

In 1971 Motor Trend Magazine named the Chevrolet Vega as their Car of the Year. No matter how bad you screw things up this week you won't get anything that wrong.

Chrysler got $12.5 billion from the govt. in the form of bailout money. One of the major reasons Chrysler gave Congress for warranting that aid was their fast-track program to develop three different electric vehicles. That would be the program that Chrysler completely dismantled Monday, disbanding the team of engineers who worked on the vehicles.
What's fun is that at the bottom of this page is a link for ENVI, their electric vehicles program - a link that doesn't go anywhere.

Al Gore is in town for a conference on green building technology.
Do they give him a warm welcome?

I can't think of a single good reason why we have the Country Music Awards on as I type this. I guess it's because there's no sports on. Nada.
I don't know who any of these people are and I don't know any of their songs.
So far they're all wearing cowboy boots.
Which looks pretty silly with a short red dress.

I think I'm going to go stab myself in the eye with a dirty stick.