Friday, April 30, 2010

I can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.


Why do they call it a range? It has burners and an oven. What makes it a range?

Scientists have isolated the chemical in humans that makes them emotional. It's called oxytocin and, not surprisingly, women have a lot more of it than men, especially at certain periods in their life.
In the "Why??" category, somebody came up with a way to give men a booster dose of oxytocin in the form of a nasal spray. It only works for about 2 hours and then another dose is required. But if he takes a draw about 30 minutes into the movie he should be a "wonderfully sensitive man" by the time they leave the theater.

And why do they call it a fast? It goes real slowly, especially when you have to do it in the middle of the day.

Loooong day and I'm falling asleep. I may head for bed at what is an hour not seen since I was 8 years old. But a good night's sleep should improve productivity tomorrow. Right?

1 comment:

Jenny said...

Okay, so you give us grief whenever we talk about "women's issues", yet you post about periods right on your blog! ;)